Again, that would be me!

• The person who parks next to a pole, on the drivers side but forgets that I have to get out of the car on that side.
• Gets another new pair of jeans and once again forgets to take the sticker off the leg that says size huge! Oh and then decides to walk around BYU campus for a little while.
• The person who mumbles sometimes because she knows what she is saying is retarded or unimportant; so she is just testing it out quietly before actually saying out loud and clear for everyone else to hear.
• The person who loves playing volleyball but sometimes can't decide exactly how to hit the ball, so people on the side see my hands go up and down until I accidentally hit it a random way.
• The person who stands against the wall to serve the volleyball and has it still go out on the other side.
• The person who sometimes hasn't practiced her serving in volleyball for awhile and hit innocent bystanders and scorekeepers!
• The person who finally serves the ball in the court and over the net but end up pegging somebody in the chest really hard...sorry!
• The person who tries to walk down the stairs, looks up for a second and misses the last two steps, and biffs it!
• The person who can't stand to sleep with a flat sheet because she gets tangled in it at night. I know I have issues! (just a bottom sheet and down comforter)
• The person who always coughs when she cleans her left ear but not the right one...I am not joking! :)

Well, I hope you enjoyed making fun of me as much as I did! I hope you are happy now...haha!